owl versus dove.

the metric concert at the trocadero was without a doubt the best birthday present ever. it was fantabulous. no other words describe it. they are sans doot the best and most attractive band ever. from now on, only attractive canadian-americans should be permitted to make music.
emily haines (the singer) looked like she was constantly being hooked up to a live wire, twitching and shit. it was amazing.
the crowd was... interesting. very enthusiastic, which was good. we counted 12.5 guys wearing flannel (the .5 was a flannel baseball hat. really dude?). there was also a girl on the balcony who jumped the entire concert and i think in doing so may have severed all of the ligaments in her boobs. they were undulating. painfully so. erch. also, these annoying girls next to me were taking up war to much space with their half-bangs and cat make-up. but otherwise, it was wondrous. wonderful concert going partner, wonderful post concert goings ons. yay. so much yay. please listen to them, you will finally understand what it feels like for your pancreas to swell.