some nibs of truth (i like nibs better than nuggets, so please suck it.):
1. if you can put your hair up with a rubber band and not think twice, perhaps it is a little too teased, just maybe
2. your eyes should be the size of dinner plates, not your earlobes
3. seriously ponder your sanity before getting a tattoo of a ying yang made of dolphins
i'm not terribly prolific, so you might have to make do with those three. i know you're sad. go eat a pickled tomato, you'll feel better. i promise. no? fine, deal with it yourself.
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