i really want to take my cheap green piggy bank to the bank to get money from that annoying little animatronic girl who counts your change and spits out your paper clips and euros. one night i really wanted something from the rather sub-par vending machine at school (mmm, plastic) and i broke into my piggy bank (pried open the annoying little coin hole with some scissors) and extracted enough change. now my piggy bank is sad and deformed looking, aside from the demonic snout and off center eyes (i need to stop buying stuff from the dollar store). if i do get 7.98 from his lugubrious snout, i will buy the ingredients to make granita. the perfect summer delight. i'll eat it with a mother of pearl spoon and sip champagne with chambord while i do a crossword puzzle. and i will buy new blister-less feet. take that feet.
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