emails.

email i sent to myself today at work in a fit of hunger.

"dear you,
this is the shit you need to get done.
-email [insert 11th grade english teacher] about that new postmodern novel you are pretending to read
-email [insert 12th grade class advisor] the quote from the jewish book about how jews do fucking eat chinese food on christmas and it's not something "just your family does". hopefully say something akin to "suck it. i told you so.", but nicely.
-eat a goddamn sandwich already.

me"