there's a guy in one of my classes who always brings his black apple laptop on which to take notes. a normal black macbook; every three people at my school have one because they decided it was prudent to pay an extra $200 for a black matte finish. this laptop however has a hostilely placed chunk of black duct tape over the apple symbol which is in turn covered by a stark bumper sticker which reads "visualize industrial collapse". how does this make sense? every single person here and their grandmother has a macbook. this particular fellow wouldn't be one of us sheep if he had instead decided to truly "visualize industrial collapse" and built himself a computer from drift wood, old tin cans, human teeth (the keys of course), and an old transistor radio. but instead he thought black duct tape would do the job. thanks guy. that bumper sticker and your faux hawk really set you apart in a sea of yourselves.
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