today i began a northward journey from home back to this school at which i occasionally reside and more occasionally mock. in going what is practically the cheapest way of getting from philly to school, i left home at 7:52 am and arrived here at 2:01 pm one car ride, two trains, and two taxis later. in transit, i bore witness to some oddities:
1. in the trenton transit center i overheard this little gem of a conversation between a customer and the cashier at the little dunkin donuts cart
-customer: and then he was all gettin' in front of me in line and shit, like cus i wasn't on that dude's toes in front of me, so i looked at him an told him i was in line and he said there was no line... so i just hit him with my cane.
- cashier: damn.
2. in grand central station i saw:
- a hobo resurrect an entire mishmash lunch from leftovers rescued from the trash
- a very shifty eyed nun
- a gaggle of women, one of whom was holding a naked inflatable man doll thing complete with light up penis pom poms
how did i deal with my utter trip-confusion? i ate the black & white off a black & white cookie.
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