reasons i don't eat pork:
1) it's not of the kosherest of meats for the gentle pig chews not its cud and cloven hoofs has it not
2) my mom tells me ham is pink and rubbery and that she doesn't miss it
3) imaginary pigs (like my piggy bank, my pom pom pig, my drawings of pigs) are far too cute to eat
4) real pigs are very... muddy
5) eww
6) ewwie
7) turkey bacon is tasty
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