punch.

i got punched in the face today by coffee. majorly drop kicked. my caffeinated friend severely betrayed me.
1) i poured myself some crappy dining hall joe, taming it with sugar. how was my generosity returned? the damn shit exploded out of my hand and scalded me. scald. ow.
2) so, after my sad coffee fail of breakfast, i decided to get some better coffee that has a lid from the coffee stand. well, this soft and airy latte? i tried to drink it out of a hole in the lid that didn't exist. so of course the coffee spilled all down my front.

calculus was spent sucking the coffee out of my hair and shirt and holding my burnt burnt burnt fingers in a glass of seltzer.

sadly, i still have to drink it again tomorrow. shit.