whenever i don't have quite enough time to go back to my dorm from class and it's too early to go to the next one, i can most likely be found sitting in the bookstore reading one magazine or another. usually it's pretty much just me and angelina, and boobs, and brad, and shoes, and dresses. we chat, i point at them and laugh. and then despise myself a little for reading dumb magazines. then i get over it and read ny magazine.
but today, i listened.
1. two girls loitering in the ralph lauren polo section of the bookstore (?)
girl 1: we aren't even preppy, what the hell?
girl 2: yeah, right?
girl 1: they should have, like, an american apparel section
2. three girls looking at one of twelve magazines claiming that jennifer aniston is pregnant
girl 1: oh my god. is this real?
girl 2: that would be so exciting!
girl 3: i mean, it would have to be in vitro, right?
girl 1: yeah, obviously.
girl 2: there are no pictures.
girl 1: false alarm i guess
girl 3: hey look! justin beiber! that cute little kid.
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