camp.

how can i possibly explain this epic weekend?
perhaps in text messages that i sent:
-on the train!
-here!
-i just witnessed hazing with 5 people vomiting at once.
-max's hard lemonade: a tall drink
-sorry talk. he he?
-they sell cigars at the bookstore here.
-i'm in connecticut
-no homework!
-i'm about to drink this enhanced smoothie. at 3.
-this is the spring break i would never have.
-watching dude-ly lacrosse
-interesting... they smack each other a lot
-i have sunburnt inner knees. owie.
-i'm an elf.
-yo. i'm dancing
-dude: "why are you all up in my face?", girl: "to suck a dick!"
-yo, i'ma go to a fraternal. i'm hype
-i'm a dance real lots

yup.