janie.

there were two boys in my jane austen class today drinking spiked yellow gatorades.
apparently english major ≠ subtle.
they kept sniffing it and making blech faces when they drank it.
i guess it could just as easily been pee.
hmm.

then our professor explained that women in jane's era would wear thin muslin gowns and dampen them so as to create a "wet t-shirt effect" and then they would usually "get colds and die".
i guess being a sassy ho' was more difficult back then.