
i think of very odd things in the shower.
today was a day of strange comparisons.
i came to the conclusion that my hair is significantly longer than the average sized newborn baby. that is, a not abnormally long baby (eww).
and then i found that i had to define 'significantly'. because a baby is probably 0.0005 furlongs and my hair is probably around 0.0009 furlongs. so relatively speaking, that's not a big difference when compared to something like a line of twelve elephants holding onto each others tail with their trunks.
so, basically my showers have turned into a college level course.
semantics are involved.
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