Monday, April 12, 2010

stenchologist.


there is something odd going on here.
when i get up at 8:30 to get coffee and then to have my inner brain bits thoroughly confused at a 9:00 linear algebra class, there is a disturbingly putrid smell near my dorm.
it is a combination of all things atrocious, i will not name them, for the thought causes me discomfort in all of my corporeal bits.
anyway, i bike past/through the stench, look around horrified (trying not to run into trees) eventually pass it by, and attempt to cleanse my sizzled nostrils by smelling my self to make sure its not me.
sweaty me smells like fresh baked bread by comparison.


but then, on my way back to the dorm at around 10:30, the smell is gone.
are they using some sort of new demonic mulch?
am i crazy?
what is happening to my nose!?
ew.

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