newspapers.

is it just me, or is it a little... unorthodox to receive three packets of miracle whip attached to your newspaper on sunday morning?
i know it's not like there is some rogue condiment man running around hot gluing poor mayonnaise substitutes to the arts section. this is obviously a advertising endeavor by the whip-meisters.
but honestly, i have a lot of trouble getting myself to eat something attached to my newspaper that has been sitting outside since 3 am...

also, the problem with not having my own paper subscription while i'm at home is that i can't ravage the pages for pictures. usually, i run like a rabbit through the pages to find pictures and nibble them out to stick on my white white walls. i almost cut one out today only to realize that my parents most likely enjoy reading the paper without gaping holes in between articles.

honestly, it's not like i really need any more pictures. my poor single next year is going to be plastered to death with all of my wall decorations. i'll probably end up upholstering my mattress with posters and newspaper detritus.
maybe i can offer to decorate the hall's bathroom if i run out of space.