conversation between two hipsters.
"hipster a" is wearing ripped skinny jeans, brown ratty keds, an open plaid shirt over his hairy chest, and very old-hip sunglasses. he is carrying an extremely small skateboard.
"hipster b" is much subtler in his hipsteratude, opting for straight jeans, keds, and a plain un-ironic t-shirt.
hipster a: skateboards are so nice.
hipster b: yeah, they're sweet. yours is a true hipster skateboard.
hipster a: really? i mean, i guess in new york it is. but i mean, in (hip town in california) it's just a skateboard. new york always labels shit.
hipster b: oh... yeah. right, i mean. yeah. sweet. i gotta get one.
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